February 2, 2011

WTF: The Mini Penis Tattoo


I love stupid people, I really do. They make my day and give me so much to laugh about. Today I was reading on several media and car sources about what a 39 year old German man did to win a car.

The contest was for a brand new Mini Cooper. The way to win it was to do something crazy and idiotic. The most idiotic stunt would win the Mini Cooper.

Andreas Muller came up with the bright idea of having the word "Mini" tattooed on his schlong while on the air at a radio studio. The judges decided Muller's stun won hands down. To get the car, he'd have to get the ink on his dong.

So during a live radio broadcast Muller sat spread eagle with a tattoo artist between his legs and a female radio host by his side watching the inking of Muller's penis as Muller himself howled out in pain several times during the broadcast. Now that's entertainment folks!

When all the inking was done, here's what Muller had to say...
"Once I'm sitting in the car, it won't matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone and it'll be alright," he said.


Sources:

http://austriantimes.at/image/20503/news/Around_the_World/2011-01-24/29979/My_mini_sex_drive_

http://www.mizozo.com/weird/01/2011/25/andreas-muller-man-gets-mini-tattooed-on-his-penis....html

4 comments:

Missie said...

I would have totally do that for a car.

Stupid people rock!

Barbara said...

*shakes head*

Dr J said...

What a funny post and I'm with you about stupid people. My hubby and I enjoy the Darwin Awards--people who generously remove themselves from the gene pool in humorous ways. Always enjoy your blog!

ALPHAENGINE said...

Aaah, decorating his dick!