August 31, 2009

August Wrap Up Post


I am so glad it's the end of August! I'm glad because I'm tired of the heat and I'm ready for chilly weather which for me means more indoor reading time.

During the summer my reading is cut in half.

So it's with a cheerful heart, that I post this final August post!


My August book reads...


1) Pleasure Unbound by Larissa Ione (Paranomormal romance) 2 stars

2) Swing by Opal Carew (Erotic romance) 3 stars

3) Mr. Darcy Vampyre by Amanda Grange (Paranormal romance) 2 stars

4) Nauti Intentions by Lora Leigh (Contemporary Romance) 3 stars

5) Perfect Chemistry by Simone Elkeles (YA) 5 stars

6) High Stakes by Erin McCarthy (Paranormal romance) DNF

7) Outcast by Cheryl Brooks (Futuristic romance) 3.5 stars

8) Dead and Gone (Bk #9 Sookie Stackhouse series) by Charlaine Harris (Paranormal Mystery) 5 stars

9) Grave Surprise (Bk #2 Harper Connelly series) by Charlaine Harris (Mystery/Crime) 4.5 stars

10) An Ice Cold Grave (Bk#3 Harper Connelly series) by Charlaine Harris (Mystery/Crime) 5 stars

11) Wolf at the Door (Bk#4 Others series) by Christine Warren (Paranormal romance) DNF


Current Read: City of Bones (Bk#1 The Mortal Instruments) by Cassandra Clare (YA paranormal)


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Monday's Men...





So what are you currently reading???

August 29, 2009

Books and Men in gauze

I went to Walmart and took a detour into the book section and came out with two books (I thought that was pretty good- only 2 instead of a dozen this time).

I bought "The Tycoon's Secret Affair" by Maya Banks. This is book one in a trilogy - I read the 2nd book "The Tycoon's Rebel Bride" back in June and really liked it so I want to read the first and last books. Barnes and Noble price $4.75, Walmart price $3.54.

Back blurb: "She hadn't known she'd slept with the boss. But the next morning Jewel Henley learned the exotic stranger who'd swept her off her feet was her new employer, Piers Anetakis. And before she could explain, Jewel found herself without a job…and pregnant.
After five months Piers had finally tracked down his one-night lover. Determined to explain the mistakes that had been made, he was confronted with an undeniable truth. Jewel was carrying his child. His Greek honor demanded they marry. Yet was there more between them than lust…and was it enough to make their marriage of convenience last?"


I also bought another YA book (to fulfill my promise to myself to read more YA this year). This book "City of Bones" by Cassandra Clare has been catching my eye for a while now, so I decided to give it a try. By the way, Barnes and Noble is selling 'City of Bones' for $9.99 and I got it from Walmart for $7.57.

Back Blurb: "When fifteen-year-old Clary Fray heads out to the Pandemonium Club in New York City, she hardly expects to witness a murder -- much less a murder committed by three teenagers covered with strange tattoos and brandishing bizarre weapons. Then the body disappears into thin air. It's hard to call the police when the murderers are invisible to everyone else and when there is nothing -- not even a smear of blood -- to show that a boy has died. Or was he a boy?
This is Clary's first meeting with the Shadowhunters, warriors dedicated to ridding the earth of demons. It's also her first encounter with Jace, a Shadowhunter who looks a little like an angel and acts a lot like a jerk. Within twenty-four hours Clary is pulled into Jace's world with a vengeance, when her mother disappears and Clary herself is attacked by a demon. But why would demons be interested in ordinary mundanes like Clary and her mother? And how did Clary suddenly get the Sight? The Shadowhunters would like to know. . ."


My teen is already hovering asking me "Are you done with that YET?" - I'm only on the 3rd chapter! I have to literally HIDE the book when I put it down because I know she will take off with it like she did my "Gone" book by Michael Grant (good one by the way).

I had no idea that men were so into gauze this summer! Why wasn't this mentioned on the Project Runway when that designer sent his female model down the runway in sheer gauze? No one mentioned men wearing gauze...wet gauze that is.

Behold...the seduction of men in gauze...




Who knew gauze could look so good?


August 28, 2009

"An Ice Cold Grave" by Charlaine Harris


The 3rd book of the Harper Connelly mystery series by Charlaine Harris is "An Ice Cold Grave". This book is my favorite of the series so far while it's also the most disturbing plot to date.

Back Blurb: "Harper Connelly heads to Doraville, North Carolina, to find a missing boy—one of several teenage boys who have disappeared over the last five years. And all of them are calling for Harper. She finds them, buried in the frozen ground. Soon Harper will learn more than she cared to about the dark mysteries and long-hidden secrets of Doraville—knowledge of the dead that makes her next in line to end up in an ice-cold grave."

Harper and step brother Tolliver travel to Doraville, North Carolina to find one missing boy in an area where several have gone missing in the last several years. The previous sheriff chalked them off to run aways or suicides because they were all teen boys. His failings as a law officer helped to enable the crimes to continue.

*spoiler warning*


As Harper begins looking for the missing boy, she has to clear her mind of a pressing issue. Her new found feelings for her 'brother' Tolliver. Though not blood related, they were raised as brother and sister yet Harper isn't feeling sisterly about Tolliver. She's terrified he will figure out her lusty thoughts and feelings for him and he will be disgusted with her. She doesn't want to ruin their close relationship or their business relationship, so she does her best to hide her feelings and never let Tolliver know the truth.

Setting that aside, Harper sets out to look for the missing boy. What she finds brings her to her knees and is so awful she vomits and her body starts to pass out. It's a serial killer's killing field and there are eight bodies of teen boys who have been tortured, raped, burned and then killed and Harper can 'see' all their deaths from the victims view. Their last painful moments of life are made clear to Harper, and it's almost more than she can handle.

Law enforcement, as always, thinks she's a fraud and doesn't believe her but they have to dig where she says dig because they helped bring her here as a desperate last measure to help them solve the cases of the missing teens. So they dig, and everything is exactly as Harper says, each boy she named is found where she said and each boy is found to have died as she said. They don't like it, but they have to admit that Harper is not a fraud.

Harper and Tolliver want to leave as soon as she's done locating the body/bodies, as they don't like to get caught up in the police investigations and they don't like the circus-like publicity from the media about her 'gift' of locating the dead. But when they try to leave, Harper is attacked and sent to the hospital. This keeps them in town days longer then they had planned and then an ice storm hits keeping them even longer.

While that is happening, a physic friend Xylda and her grandson Manfred (love him) show up because Xylda (whose not above a little fraud when she deems it doesn't hurt anyone) had a vision that included Harper. Manfred (3 years younger than Harper) has a crush on Harper and he's a bit physic himself and when he touches Harper (something he does often much to Tolliver's disgust) he gets insites into her thoughts. Manfred is...eye catching. He's got bleached out blond spiked hair, tattoos and body piercings all over his body (Harper often thinks about places under this clothes he might have pierced). Manfred is also charming and doesn't care what people think of him. He adores his grandmother and follows whatever she tells him to do. He's also not afraid to be direct in his pursuit of winning over Harper, though he does it in some unusual ways. Whenever he greets Harper or says goodbye he kisses her on the hand or neck - not too unusual except that he always uses his pierced tongue to do it making sure Harper feels both his tongue on her skin and its piercing. Harper doesn't mind, he intrigues her, but Tolliver wants to pound the guy.

There's a lot going on with the bodies being found, Harpers injuries, Manfred and his kooky grandmother Xylda and the sexual awareness between siblings Harper and Tolliver. During the ice storm, the power goes out and an injured Harper finds herself being warmed by step brother Tolliver who finally makes a move on his younger step sister. She doesn't protest and they begin their sexual relationship with a bang! Several bangs and her going down on him- something she's never done with a guy and Tolliver is thrilled with her first attempts. This opens the door to; Where do they go from here in their relationship? How do they tell their other siblings they are sleeping with each other? Are they exclusive with each other now? How or will this effect their business relationship? They've got things to work out. Some were discussed in this book, while others I believe will be worked out in the next book ("Grave Secret" to be released in October 2009- can't wait!!).

As soon as Manfred sees Harper the next day he knows that Tolliver "has claimed her" as his own. Manfred is not happy, but he's got bigger worries. His beloved grandmother is hospitalized and things don't look good for her. Meanwhile, Harper can't let the case go...she feels like something is missing and she feels compelled to figure it out before she and Tolliver leave. Tolliver wants to get the hell out of there and this causes a bit of tension between them in their new relationship. Prior to them sleeping together Tolliver always deferred to Harper on cases, she worked them and he managed where they went and the money part of the business. Now he was feeling "this is my woman, I must protect her from all things and get her out". Again, another area to work out.

When Harper finally agrees to leave, she is kidnapped by the killer and must fight for her life from a sick serial killer who takes pleasure in torture and rape before he kills his victims. I won't give any of the details away - and there is a good chunk of the story I am not including in this review. I LOVED this book and really, really like this mystery series.


Another easy 5 stars out of 5.


**Just a note**
This series is not a romance series. It's a paranormal mystery that sometimes happens to include a romance or sex scene. Also, it's not a "Sookie Stackhouse" for those looking for something to read like that. This is very different, but the writing is just as good. If you like mystery books, you will probably like this series. If you like Charlaine Harris' writing STYLE in the Sookie Stackhouse books, you will find that same style here. The story told from the heroine's point of view. But Sookie and Harper are completely different characters and the situations are very different.

August 27, 2009

Thursdays This and That Post


Yipee! Yahoo!! The house is EMPTY!! The ankle-biters are off at school and I have the house to myself! The silence is near orgasmic its such a pleasure. I just didn't realize how loud it was all summer...I guess you get used to it until its gone. At any rate, I am thrilled to have a quiet empty house for the day or at least several hours of the day.
I don't have any reviews today. I am currently reading "An Ice Cold Grave" by Charlaine Harris and TOTALLY loving it! This is the 3rd book in her "Harper Connelly Mystery" series.

I also nabbed "Sucks to be Me" by Kimberly Pauley from my teenager (she doesn't know it, I found it left on her bed this morning). *grin* It's a YA vampire story about a teen girl whose parents are vampires and she has to decide if she wants to remain human or join them and become a vampire.

I found out last night that I am getting an ARC of "Fugitive" by Cheryl Brooks and I can't wait to get my hands on it as I love this futuristic SciFi romance series.

I tried reading "Wolf at the Door" by Christine Warren but I just kept cracking up and since it was a paranormal romance I probably wasn't supposed to be laughing. Here's the thing, the book starts off with the "Others" (vampires, werewolves, brownies etc. -assorted supernatural beings) coming together in America for a meeting to decide if they should come out of the closet so to speak with humans. The hero, Quinn (an Irish werewolf) is listening to a speaker but drooling over the smell of honeysuckle flowers. He loves honeysuckle so much he can't focus and has to follow his nose to find these flowers that he loves. He ends up on the roof of a building with a greenhouse on top and spots the heroine Cassidy (werefox). He gets a hardon for her and she sees the lust in his eyes, hears his growl and ditches her dress to become a furry fox to scamper away from Quinn, who of course drops his clothes and turns into a big bad wolf and chases her around the rooftops.
Now I am dying laughing here because all I can see in my head is visions of Disney's cartoon movie "Fox and the Hound"!! LOL I see nothing even remotely romantic about a wolf chasing a fox on rooftops or his honeysuckle induced hardon. I had to put the book down by chapter five. If anyone's read this and liked it (its got a 5 star rating at Borders), please tell me it gets better and I might give it another try. Otherwise it's another DNF for me. By the way, "Wolf at the Door" is the 4th book in Christine Warren's "The Others" series, so maybe I would like it better if I read the first three books, but after trying this one, I really doubt I'll buy the other three.

I watched the first 4 episodes of "Friday Night Lights" season 3 and I have mixed feelings. I am thrilled the character of Jason Street is gone, but I don't like that the character of "The Sandman" Santiago is gone (the Latino bad boy going straight). He was interesting and I wanted more of his story - I wanted to see him grow and make it. I also don't like how the season started with storylines that weren't there last season and now we're supposed to just accept them when we never saw a hint of them in the last 2 seasons. For example, Tami (coaches wife) is now the Principal - she was a new guidance councelor last season. Then there's Tim and Lyla dating for weeks. Since when? Last season she blew him off when he confessed to loving her and she was dating some young Christian missionary guy and she was all about church and trying to "save" everyone from their sins. This season opens with her and Tim in bed and her lying to her father- whom she now lives with but couldn't stand last season. I was all out of sorts adjusting to all the changes in the show from season 2 (which was the best yet) to season 3. So far, I am not impressed with the direction of season 3, but the addition of Jeremy Sumpter as "JD" star quarterback is a good one in my opinion. I've liked this actor since he played Peter Pan in the Disney movie...he's got a natural ability and charisma about him that's appealling to watch. So those are my first impresssions of season 3.
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Thursday hunkage...



August 25, 2009

Hump Day Hunks

I have been neglecting my blog hunks this month, so to get back on track, I am posting TEN, yes TEN Hump Day Hunks today! Enjoy...

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This guy's a bit scary, but with all the fallen angel
books out and coming out I thought it was fitting to include him.
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Meet Marcus...
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I love the long hair and muscles...
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And its Benji...
If you haven't seen Benji's Youtube Channel
yet, click: HERE
(he's a skateboard addict)
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This guy makes me weak in the knees...
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OK, now for some Alexander Scarsgard (vampire Viking Eric on True Blood).
You've probably already seen sexy Alex in his shower scene from years ago,
but have you seen it while "Rubber Ducky" is sung? lol
This was too funny to pass up! I was crying I was laughing so hard at this!
Enjoy...


"Grave Surprise" (Bk #2 Harper Connelly Mysteries) by Charlaine Harris



I love a good mystery series and the Harper Connelly Mysteries by Charlaine Harris are great. They are books that I can't put down and usually read in one day - that good! Harper Connelly was struck by lightning as a teen and her stepbrother Tolliver did CPR and brought her back. Their parents were lawyers who fell into drug and alcohol addictions that destroyed their family.

Now Harper and stepbrother Tolliver travel the country making a living off Harper's unusual ability to locate dead people and tell the cause of death because she can see the last few seconds of the person life as they died.

In "Grave Surprise", Harper and Tolliver find themselves in Tennessee. They were asked to perform a demonstration in a cemetery (one of Harper's favorite places to be) for a college class. The Professor, Clyde Nunley doesn't really believe Harper is the real deal, his plan is to expose her as a fraud in front of all his students. That doesn't happen. Harper correctly identifies all the corpes in the cemetery and uncovers one 'extra'!

The body is missing 11 year old Tabitha is found in a grave on top of a decades old coffin. Harper had tried to locate Tabitha over a year ago, but with no results. Now in a new town, on a new case she stumbles upon Tabitha's remains. Coincidence or a set up to frame Harper and Tolliver?

Things look bad for several people, and if Harper and Tolliver want to get out any time soon with their reputation in tack they need to solve Tabitha's murder.

What I love about this series is that the author tosses in lots of suspects and things could go in several directions. I also like the relationship between Harper and Tolliver - though as I've said before, its got the whole "Flowers in the Attic" thing going on. You just know that these step siblings are headed to something more in the future. And in this book, that fact slaps Harper in the face and she panics. She wants to run from it, but I get the feeling Tolliver isn't going to let Harper run from him - once he figures it all out.

Great mystery, great characters and great writing once again from Charlaine Harris. This woman is a master.

I rate this mystery 4.5 stars out of 5.

"Dead and Gone" (Bk #9 Sookie Stackhouse series) by Charlaine Harris


The 9th book in the Sookie Stackhouse series by Charlaine Harris is "Dead and Gone". This is the continuing story of barmaid telepathic Sookie Stackhouse and all the supernatural beings in her life - including her fairy prince great-great grandfather Nial, all the vampires, the weres and shapeshifters like her boss Sam. First I will give my review, then at the end of the post some thoughts about this series and its future.


Back Blurb: "For Sookie Stackhouse, the day to day activities of the vampire and were communities in and around Bon Temps, Louisiana, are of vital interest, She's blood-bound to the leader of the vamps, a friend to the local were pack, works for a man who is shifter, and has a brother who is a were-panther…
But for most of the humans in Bon Temps, the vamps are mysterious seductive creatures-and they don't even know about the weres.
Until now. The weres and shifters have finally decided to follow the lead of the undead and reveal their existence to the ordinary world.
At first it seems to go well. Then the mutilated body of a were-panther is found in the parking lot of the bar where Sookie works. The victim is someone she knows, so she feels compelled to discover who-human or otherwise-did the deed.
But what she doesn't realize is that there is a far greater danger than the killer threatening Bon Temps. A race of unhuman beings--older, more powerful and far more secretive than vampires or werewolves-- is preparing for war. And Sookie will find herself an all-too human pawn in their battle…"


*WARNING: Spoilers*


This book (as all the others) takes place where the last one left off. Sookie still has two house guests, her friend Amelia the talented witch and elderly Octavia an older witch, both Hurricane Katrina refugees. And vampire Viking Eric fans will not be disappointed in this book - lots of Eric and some steamy scenes to keep us all happy.

The book starts out with the werewolves and shapeshifters "coming out of the closet" as the saying goes. They go public like the vampires did a few years earlier and let the whole world know that they are not myths, but very much real and living among humans in peace. This rocks the world of most of Bon Temps' citizens and others around the globe, but some take it with a sort of predicated expectation after having gotten used to vampires being real. Some become violent and it's those violent ones who get this book going.

Someone butchers Jason's werepanther cheating wife and crucifies her on a cross in Sam Merlottes' bar parking lot - and she was pregnant.

This sets off a mystery to be solved and a chain of violence. Sookie's ex friend and co-worker Arlene is now a member of the fanatical fundamentalist church 'Fellowship of the Sun' that has worked diligently to kill, threaten and rid the world of vampires and vampire supporters- like Sookie. This movement doesn't take well to finding out vampires aren't the only supernatural beings out there. And some of its members plot to sacrifice Sookie as an example to the world. These people aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, but they are dangerous as Sookie already knows from earlier experience in previous books.

Sookie's got other problems. She's become very bonded with Eric - so much so that she needs him and wants him and they can feel each others feelings. Like if one of them is in danger the other knows it. Also, Eric can locate her because he's fed off her blood so often (Boring Dud Bill can do this too). In the previous book Sookie knew Eric was in danger and ended up saving his undead life and that of the new undead King Felipe - thus putting him in her debt, a debt she was going to need to call in. Sookie had done a lot of favors for many supernatural beings, and in this book, when her life is in more danger than ever before, she was calling in on all those favors to help keep her alive.

The danger...the fairies have gone to war and Sookie being the great great granddaughter of the fairy prince Niall made her a target to be eliminated. There are a few attempts on her life, but Sookie manages to come out on top - even killing a fairy with her gardening trowel - iron is an effective tool against faires- as is lemons. Killing off a fairy enrages the fairy who are at war with her great great grandfather Niall and efforts to kill Sookie are doubled.

Sookie seeks help from Eric (who sends her Bubba- I LOVE Bubba!) to guard her at night, and Alcide the werewolf whom also owes Sookie sends her Tray, who happens to be dating Sookie's friend and house guest Amelia. Tray will guard Sookie by day, and Bubba by night.

While that's happening, Eric opens up to Sookie about his past as a Viking, a husband and a father. He reveals things to her that she never knew and he also tricks her into becoming his 'wife' in the vampire tradition. Sam, Sookie's boss who has had a crush on Sookie since book one, is NOT pleased to hear this. He takes it very hard. Eric is superb in all this and very pleased to have Sookie as his wife. He claims her as his several times in the book, making it clear no supe can touch her or even approach her without his permission. Sookie and Eric once again share a bed and each others blood, bringing them even closer together and more strongly bonded than ever before. Eric is thrilled with the way things are, and even wants Sookie to move into his house. Something he's never done with anyone but Pam, his second in charge and vampire he created years ago. Eric is really charming and a delight to read in this book as he opens up and really shows how vulnerable he is to his feelings for Sookie.

Boring Bill is still giving moon-eyes from the sidelines since Sookie dumped him after she found out he was sent by the vampire queen and ordered to seduce Sookie. Bill took Sookie's virginity because he was order to. He said he fell love with her- maybe he did, but he had been deceptive and lying from the start (unforgivable in my book which is why I can't stand him). He was an excellent liar and completely betrayed Sookie. Bill probably would never have confessed that on his own, but Eric forced Bill to tell Sookie the truth so that she would know everything and be able to make her own choices. Sookie did, she ditched Boring Bill and after some time landed right in sexy Eric's bed.

One day, Sookie finds Tray very sick - he's been poisoned and it's not looking very good for him. The fairies are out in full force and they want Sookie - first to torture her, then to kill her. These fairies are way more violent and blood thirsty than any of the vampires I've seen so far in this series. They thrive and thrill on the violence and pain of others. Not at all like Sookie's fairy cousins Claudine and Claude - who could be lethal if needed, but mostly they loved living among humans and working for a living. Claudine wasn't just Sookie's fairy cousin, she was also her sort of fairy godmother and has saved Sookie's life on many occasions. They got along very well and enjoyed a close friendship too.

When Sookie's day guard Tray is poisoned and leaves her, she is captured by two demented fairies who spend hours torturing her. They stab her, choke her, bite her and slowly give her as much pain as they can without killing her. They like her suffering and want to draw it out for as long as they can. When Sookie thinks she's about to die because she can't take anymore, rescue arrives in the forms of Bill and Niall. But Bill finds himself poisoned by the evil fairies silver tipped teeth and he nearly looses his undead life (damn!).

When Eric finds Sookie near dead being treated in a supe clinic he's enraged and determined to keep her alive. He once again feeds her his blood to help her heal and she must heal fast because the fairies are on their way as all out war has broken lose and one side is going to die. Bill is near death - his second death, and so is werewolf Tray who was tortured after being poisoned. Eric is feeding Sookie his blood and must drink True Blood to keep up his own strength for the battle to come. And it is a violent battle with everyone sustaining more injuries and a few deaths that I won't reveal (one was really hard to take).

The book ends with Sookie and Niall saying goodbye for good and his parting words about 'a vampire who really loves Sookie' - but does he mean Eric or Boring Bill? There are loose ends for the next books like the angry fairy Dermot who looks like Jason and can't be found. Is he still after Sookie? The door to the fairy world is being closed for good and those left on earth will never be able to leave - who will stay and who will leave for good? And what about Hunter? Sookie's cousin Hadley's son who is a telepath like Sookie - that story is coming soon. Who really loves Sookie? Eric or Bill? What about Sam? Lots of things left for future books to reveal and I can't wait.

Another easy 5 stars out of 5.


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My Sookie Stackhouse thoughts...

That's my review, now here are my thoughts on the future of this series and it's characters. OK, my biggest theory is also my biggest worry for this series. I think Eric is going to have to die. I love Eric, but the bond is too much for Sookie and the only way she will ever be free is for Eric to die. I'm going to hate this book should my prediction come true.

Also, while I really can't stand Bill, I think the author is going to go full circle with his character and have him end up as Sookie's hero and the last vampire standing.

What I would like, is actually for Sam to win Sookie's heart in the end and Boring Bill to die. Sam is a shapeshifting human and could actually give Sookie a good life, marriage, children, be in the sun with her (she loves the sun) etc. (something no vampire can do). He's been a good friend, Sookie depends on him, trusts him, likes him and they get along very well. Plus, he's adored her from the get go and wants to protect her. In my opinion, she's got a better hope for the future with Sam than anyone else - including Eric should he live (which I doubt *sniff*).

My second worry is that Amelia is going to die too. That the 'Fellowship of the Sun' is going to have an all out war with all the supes and their supporters and Amelia won't make it. I believe this because I have a strong feeling the author is really going to go FULL circle back to where it all started with Sookie alone in the house, a vampire living next door, selfish Jason doing his own thing and Sam still wanting her.

I hope Bubba (the undead Elvis) will survive, I think he will. I think Calvin will die, but Alcide will make it and once again be in Sookie's debt. I think Eric will die and Pam will be lost without him and leave the area (*sniff* I love vampire Pam).

I think the small town of Bon Temp will come through for Sookie and take her side against the 'Fellowship of the Sun' - because I really think they are going to hunt her down in Bon Temps and there will be one big final 'war' in which I hope to see the FOtS go down in flames with the supes and their supporters winning in the end. Sookie has been considered 'strange' and 'odd' by the Bon Temps folks all her life, I think the book will end with them finally totally accepting her and standing by her.

Besides Eric dying, the death I would take the hardest would be Sam's. I am hoping he makes it and Sookie finally looks at him the way he looks at her and together they start a new life together in Bon Temps. I just don't see any future for Sookie with any vampire.

So those are my thoughts, now I'd love to hear everyone elses! Where do you think the story will go? Who will live? Who will die? Who will win Sookie in the end?

August 24, 2009

My weekend round up


I tried. I really did try to resist but I am weak. I had two meltdowns and broke two promises to myself this weekend.
First, I haven't purchased a book since the end of July and I had been TRYING to not buy a book until September because my TBR pile is so out of control.
My plan was simple (or so I thought). I was going to stop purchasing books for just ONE MONTH and do nothing but read, read and read some more to get my TBR pile down to a more manageable size. Besides, I had some great books just waiting for me to read them and they were getting buried and lost under more great books waiting to be read! I had to do something about that.
Well, I did get through several books and I did refrain from purchasing books for a whole 3 weeks...then this weekend I had a melt down and HAD to buy some books! I headed over to Borders online (it was TOO hot & humid to drive to a store- plus I knew I'd spend much more if I was actually IN the store).

Here's what I got...

"On Tall Pine Lake" by Dorothy Garlock (this is her 50th novel)
Back blurb: "Nona Cinrad has been making it through "by the hardest." Each day is a struggle--to go on after her parents' sudden death, to win her rightful inheritance from her untrustworthy half-brother, and to raise her high-spirited younger sister. Hired to manage a fishing camp deep in the Arkansas woods, the strong-willed redhead is eager to settle down...until she clashes with two men. One is a mysterious, well-dressed stranger who seems to know her. The other is the camp's new owner, Simon Wright. Straightforward and self-assured, Simon has his own reason for dogging her steps, and he isn't prepared for the instant attraction drawing him too close to Nona. While she decides whether Simon is an ally or a charmer with his own agenda, someone driven by greed will do anything to find out what she knows...and an unsuspected enemy plots to make sure that Nona and Simon will have nowhere to run."

And because I have heard soooooooooooooooo much great things about author Karen Marie Moning I decided to check out her books and this one really caught my eye and sounded good and I thought the cover was hot!

"Beyond the Highland Mist" by Karen Marie Moning
Back Blurb: "He would sell his warrior soul to possess her. . . . An alluring laird...He was known throughout the kingdom as Hawk, legendary predator of the battlefield and the boudoir. No woman could refuse his touch, but no woman ever stirred his heart—until a vengeful fairy tumbled Adrienne de Simone out of modern-day Seattle and into medieval Scotland. Captive in a century not her own, entirely too bold, too outspoken, she was an irresistible challenge to the sixteenth-century rogue. Coerced into a marriage with Hawk, Adrienne vowed to keep him at arm's length—but his sweet seduction played havoc with her resolve.A prisoner in time...She had a perfect "no" on her perfect lips for the notorious laird, but Hawk swore she would whisper his name with desire, begging for the passion he longed to ignite within her. Not even the barriers of time and space would keep him from winning her love. Despite her uncertainty about following the promptings of her own passionate heart, Adrienne's reservations were no match for Hawk's determination to keep her by his side. . . "

And because I am a total Charlaine Harris addict and I am loving both her "Sookie Stackhouse series" and "Grave" series (so good!) I had to get book #3 in the Grave series.

"An Ice Cold Grave" by Charlaine Harris
Back Blurb
: "Harper Connelly heads to Doraville, North Carolina, to find a missing boy—one of several teenage boys who have disappeared over the last five years. And all of them are calling for Harper. She finds them, buried in the frozen ground. Soon Harper will learn more than she cared to about the dark mysteries and long-hidden secrets of Doraville—knowledge of the dead that makes her next in line to end up in an ice-cold grave."

Ok, now for the second promise I broke to myself. I had been holding off as long as possible to read "Dead and Gone" by Charlaine Harris because I hated the thought of having to wait till next spring for more Sookie Stackhouse, so my plan was to wait till winter to read this book. But I caved in...I just couldn't stop myself from picking it up and reading it. So this is my current read and I am trying to not fly through it, as I want to make it last. That's so hard to do with her books!

So far, I can say I really miss Bob the cat! And I am very interested in the latest supernatural beings being revealed - Charlaine Harris is one talented writer and I am a huge fan of her books. So when I finish this one, I will finish her Grave series then I think I am going to start on her Shakespeare mystery series.

Also, I have just finished watching season 2 of "Friday Night Lights" and I am LOVING this television show! I still adore #33 Tim Riggins (photo)- he just gets better and better each episode and season.

I felt so bad for him in season 2, seeing how hard life is for him without parents or any real parental supervision or guidance. He's the guy every woman wants to "fix" but knows he'll probably be your biggest mistake.

The females are still not great, but Tyra has improved a lot and I still like Tami the coaches wife - their daughter on the other hand is still annoying and whiny. And speaking of Coach Eric Taylor - is he hot or what? I love this guy. He's a super sexy husband, a wonderful father, and a great coach. He's just about the greatest male character on television in my opinion - he's got it all going on.

One character I wish would leave the show..."Jason Street". I just don't like this actor or his role. I like the episodes when he's not in them or he's only shown for a moment. His wheelchair bound friend he moved in with I think is great on the show, but "Jason" is a dud for me. I hope he moves on and leaves the show to make room for the other characters that are much more engaging and interesting.

I should be getting the first 2 discs of season 3 this week - can't wait!!

"Outcast" by Cheryl Brooks



Until I stumbled upon 'The Cat Star Chronicles' series by author Cheryl Brooks I had thought that futuristic romance novels were not for me. Her book "Slave" completely changed my mind and I've been smitten with this series ever since. I have just finished "Outcast" the fourth book in this futuristic romance series.

Back Blurb: "Sold into slavery when his planet was destroyed, Lynx was enslaved in a harem. He is a favorite due to his feline gene, which gives him remarkable sexual powers, but after ten years, Lynx is exhausted.
Thrown out without a penny, Lynx is bitter and anti-female. He emigrates to a new planet but can only find a job with a female rancher.
Bonnie's boyfriend has left with all their money and she needs help with the ranch. Lynx is cynical, but honest, and though he has made it clear that he wants no part of a romantic relationship, Bonnie can't resist him. She finds out about his impotence and becomes determined not to let such a beautiful and sensual young man go to waste..."


The fourth book in the series is "Outcast" and this one differs from the first three in two major ways (for me). First, this is the first book in the series told in third person - which I am used to in romance but not used to from author Cheryl Brooks. Secondly, this book did not have the humour the other books in the series had. This book was more serious in that it dealt with an adult man who'd been used and abused for sex for a decade then cast aside as if he was worthless.

The hero is "Lynx" and he's scarred so badly that he's become impotent and can't stand to even be around women. When he was just a teen, his planet was destroyed and he was captured and made a slave to other slaves. Women slaves that is. Because he is a Zetithian, his kind is well known for the sexual endowments - like an amazing penis that can ooze a fluid to entice women and give them orgasm just from the taste of him. For that reason Lynx was made a sex slave in a harem of fifty women who used him to exhaustion and near starved him. He was a thing to be used, not a being with feelings. When Lynx began slipping into a exhausted depression after years of hurt and abuse he could no longer sexually perform so he was sold. Lucky for Lynx he was sold to a man who let him work off his debt and earn his freedom in time.

He soon ends up on Terra Minor, a planet very much like earth. He lands a job with Bonnie, though he doesn't want it. On Terra Minor you either work or you are deported, so Lynx takes the job working on Bonnie's farm, but he's not happy about it as he hates all females by this point. Bonnie can't figure Lynx out, he's clearly hostile to her no matter how nice she is. But she's got work that needs doing and Lynx is a good worker, if a bit strange. Bonnie has a farm to run and she's pregnant. Her slimy boyfriend Sylor up and left her alone on the farm, pregnant and with no money - because he stole all their saved up cash and her ring.

The hero and heroine in "Outcast" both have issues to overcome that are unlike the other three books in the series and I would highly recommend reading the other three books before this one because all the characters from the previous books are in this one and it will make much more sense if you know their stories. This book was darker and like I said didn't have the laugh out loud humor of the first three because the issues were more serious and compelling. Lynx is seriously wounded mentally and it takes a LOT from the heroine to break through all that pain and show Lynx that he is worthy of love. They have huge hurdles to overcome - just him eating in the same room with her is painful for him and then when he picks up her scent (he is a Zetithian and they are catlike with very keen senses) as she beings to want and lust for him while he still can't perform as a man - its heartbreaking to see him struggle with so much pain. He is the most tortured hero of the entire series and that is the focus of the entire book. While in the other books, the heroes and heroines had their issues, there was usually another huge plot factor that pushed things along. In this book the focus is centered completely on Lynx and his issues, while smaller subplots surround him.

The sex. The sex was emotional and more touching than in the other books because at first Lynx still can't get an erection, but that doesn't stop Bonnie from making love to him and showing him they can be together as a couple even if he can't make love to her in the fullest sense of the act. I really loved this intimacy between them - besides it was hot (*grin*), it was really touching and sweet. I was happily surprised by all these scenes and almost got teary for Lynx!

I liked Lynx (who couldn't like Lynx? he pulls at your heart) and I liked Bonnie and I always love the worlds that Cheryl Brooks creates. Her Cat Star Chronicle series is like combining steamy romance with Star Trek - it works!

I give this 3.5 stars out of 5.

August 23, 2009

"High Stakes" by Erin McCarthy


This isn't fun to write and I debated all week whether or not to even post this, but I decided to just share my thoughts knowing that others will disagree, while some might agree.

First, I think Erin McCarthy is a talented and wonderful writer. I have loved other books she wrote (her "Heiress for Hire" is one of my favorite contemporary reads of the year!), so this DNF is not a reflection on her, nor is it the reason for my DNF.

The book is "High Stakes" and it's book #1 in her 'Vegas Vampire Series'. I tried to read this book coming from all different directions but nothing worked for me mostly because I so strongly disliked every single thing about the heroine "Alexis" and found very little to like about the hero. This is a first for me and it really bugged the shit out of me that I couldn't find anything redeeming about this book because I am a fan of the author. If Erin McCarthy's name wasn't on the cover, I would have sworn she didn't write this story.

Alexis is a crass, frizzy haired, loud mouth, know it all harpy lost in a short, fat, pear shaped body. She's controlling, demanding and for me, utterly repulsive every time she opens her mouth. Sounds horribly harsh right? I know, but its all that was going through my head as I read chapter after chapter hoping and waiting for something likable to surface - nothing did.

The story is about Alexis a lawyer who goes in search of her adult 'missing' sister Brittany (she's been gone only a few days and is still answering her cell phone and email so to me she's not really 'missing'). Brittany, a dentist, has hooked up with some vampires and she wants to redeem them either by killing them with a stake so their souls will not go to hell or by some other means she hasn't figured out yet but she's compelled to help the Vegas vampires. President of the vampires is Ethan, he glamoured Brittany to get her to his casino and hoped to make her his wife to help him win the next election, but Brittany figured him out (that is that he's a vampire and she's good with that). Alexis tries to talk Brittany into leaving but Brittany is happy where she is and wants to stay. Alexis won't let her and demands she leave and will plot and do whatever is necessary to get her way disregarding the wants of everyone else. She's a bitch.

Ethan doesn't feel anything for Brittany, he just wants to use her to get elected - nice guy. But Alexis stirs the playboy in him (how he can find anything remotely attractive about the harpy is beyond me), so he dumps Brittany to go after Alexis - who for all her smart mouthed bullshit quickly leaves Brittany to role play with Ethan - something she berated her sister for - guess Alexis can do what she wants but no one else can.

None of this worked for me because I just didn't like Alexis. Ethan wasn't great either, but had the heroine been anyone else I might have been able to finish this book. I got more than half way through before I gave up. I quit reading it with less than 5 chapters left to go.

I found no passion, no sexual tension, no interesting characters, no interesting plot...nada, nothing, zip. Which really surprised me because I know the series is popular. I am going to try another book in the series just because I know I truly do like Erin McCarthy's work, but this book just didn't work for me on any level. Yet others gave it high praise, so it must just be me.

I'd like to hear from others who've read this series. Which books were your favorites and why?

Rate: DNF

August 22, 2009

All Things Vampire and One Wolfman

Today's post is ALL about vampires! Vampire balls (the dancing party kind, not the furry family jewels), vampire dildo's, and some naked vampire Viking Eric! *drool, drool, drool*

OK, first up, the 2009 Tru Blood & Gold Ball hosted by the Anne Rice's Vampire Lestat fan club '.
The Vampire Ball Date: October 30, 2009
Special guest at the Vampire Ball is Charlaine Harris - author of the Sookie Stackhouse books (among others) and creator of the hunk Viking Vampire Eric! Yummy!

Speaking of Eric...how about some nekkid Eric in bed with Sookie? For more naked Eric photo's check out Famespy.com.


I was reading Smart Bitches, Trashy Books this morning and found an interesting tidbit about glittery vampire Edward Cullen dildo's. To read that go to Smart Bitches, Trashy Books. I will just leave you with the video for said glittering dildo! :o)



OK and now for the one Wolfman...

August 21, 2009

Guest Author Enid Wilson and contest

Today I turn my blog over to guest blogger and author Enid Wilson! Please welcome her and join the contest for some fun gifts including a copy of her book "Bargain With The Devil"!

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Do you think Mr. Darcy is a virgin?



Mr. Darcy rolled onto his back and moved Elizabeth on top of him. He noticed then Elizabeth had tears on her face.

“Oh my god, did I hurt?”

“It hurt at first. You are a big man.”

“And then?”

“And then?” She asked.

“Did it still hurt after the ‘at first’? Sorry, I was concentrating on myself.” He was embarrassed. His reading taught him that men should give pleasure to women first.

“You are too focused!”

“So?” Mr. Darcy urged.

“So?”

“Did you feel the pleasure?” He asked.

“I screamed.”

“Oh, did I hurt you that much?”

“I twisted my body until it ached.” She continued.

“Oh, god! Did you want me to stop earlier?”

“My body felt torched by fire.”

“Damnation!” Mr. Darcy felt really bad to have hurt her. He covered his eyes with his hand and wished to bury himself in a hole.

“And then the pleasure went on and on.” Elizabeth whispered.

“You teasing woman! I thought you did not enjoy it.” He squeezed her bottom playfully.

“Can you not tell?”

“I have… never been with another woman before.” Mr. Darcy replied softly.

“What? Are you saying you were a virgin at eight and twenty?”

Well what do you think? Is Mr. Darcy still a virgin when he gets married?
Author Enid Wilson is giving away a copy of her book "Bargain With The Devil" and 4 coasters & a notepad to two winners. Contest opens today and ends August 31. To win, just leave a comment here and register on Enid Wilson's website: http://steamydarcy.com/

Enid will announce the winners on August 31! (and I'll mention it here too) Good luck!!

August 20, 2009

Best friends...my Brie stories



This is a peek into my high school years…many (thank God) years ago. I was a teen of the 1980’s complete with the big hair and over done eyeliner. I demanded my MTV and got it after every other town around me and I became an MTV junky watching videos until my eyelids needed toothpicks to keep them open. That was when Music Television actually played music – now I really don’t know why they still call it “MTV”. *shrug*

My best friends were Jen, Teri, Ally and Brie. Jen was short and chubby and always has lots of pimples, but she was fun and everyone’s “buddy”. Teri was short, slim and batted her eyes at guys a lot, which they apparently liked because she was never without a date or long term boyfriend. Ally was the odd ball and outcast till I brought her into the group. She always wore her hair really short, swore like a truck driver and hung out with the boys as one of the guys, not as a girl and everyone thought she was a lesbian (she wasn’t and still is not – she’s happily married with 4 kids now). Brie was my partner in crime. She was the sister I never had and the one who got me into more trouble in a week than most people get into in decades and I loved every freaking minute of it!

Brie came from a broken home, divorce, mother dating assorted weird and creepy men that offered to get us high and an older sister who was a shrew (she hasn’t changed). Neither Brie nor I had much supervision as teens (my parents trusted me- yikes!) her mother was too interested in men and her belly dancing lessons (which she taught us). So that meant we had a lot of time to ourselves and well…teen girls with a car and no supervision is really not a good thing in hindsight.

Brie was a wild child and wanted to do everything at once. She was the ‘first’ for everything. She made out with a guy first. She had sex first (she was barely 13!). She smoked cigarettes first then smoked a joint first. She got the first hicky and she was first to find out makeup wouldn’t cover it and using a fine toothed frozen comb would not make it disappear. She was the first to get drunk, the first to puke after doing a shot and the first to suffer a hangover. She taught me to smoke and inhale the smoke up my nose like they did on the movie Grease (her favorite). She taught me how to shave my pubes into a heart shape (don’t ask). She also taught me never, ever, ever to trust her judgment in blind dates! She taught me how to down a beer – but she didn’t teach me how to keep it down. She taught me how NOT to pluck my eyebrows and how to NOT draw said eyebrow back on. Brie was a fountain of information and experiences.

We spent all our part-time job money on gas for the car and buying weed (shhh... don't tell anyone!) – sometimes scoring some for free from one of her mother’s dates (those were good days). Once we had gas in the car and dope in our purses we were off to find trouble, we never had to look hard. Some of the things we did are mortifying now, but we didn’t flinch as teens. Like the time we got together with some friends (guys & girls), got high as a kite then dared each other to get naked and drive through town all piled into one car with our clothes locked in the trunk – if we had two brain cells to rub together we’d have been dangerous. We did it. Then crashed the car into a gully along Main Street and had to get dressed fast on the side of the road while the police came to report it. In a matter of seconds all the guy’s erections disappeared and they looked like over cooked noodles laying there – yeah I know because Brie pointed them out to me while sirens blared – nothing got passed her even half dressed and three sheets to the wind with cops around. That was Brie!

Speaking of cops…I had lots of run ins with them, but none so embarrassing as the time my boyfriend and I were making out hot and heavy in the parking lot of our local ski resort during a snowstorm (we figured who’d bother us in a snowstorm?). Me on top, windows fogged up, car rocking and a cop tapping on the window looking at me saying “Done yet?”. I scramble off my boyfriend he rolls down the window while he tries to adjust his erection in his jeans and Brie yells from the back seat “Close the fucking window my ass is getting a draft you assholes!” – She is obviously oblivious to the cop as she and her boyfriend continue to go at it from the backseat. I reach back and grab a hand full of hair and yank her boyfriends head up to stare at the cop whose actually looking very amused. I knew even then he couldn’t wait to tell his buddies about finding us. We got a warning – something like ‘It’s not a good idea to have sex in a public parking lot. Go home.’ So we left laughing all the way to the orchards about a mile down the road where we parked under an apple tree and got high again and laughed even harder at what had just happened.

When I was about 19 Brie wanted to set me up on a blind date after I had broken up with a long time boyfriend. For weeks I said “NO!” but she wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer. She said she knew this great guy and she had told him about me and he wanted to take me out. I didn’t want to go for several reasons 1) Brie has much lower guy standards than I, 2) I hate blind dates, 3) she worked with this guy and if things didn’t go well it might be a problem for her at work and 4) Brie has much lower guy standards than I do (I can’t say that enough- trust me on this).

After weeks of her begging and whining for me to go out with Josef she wears me down and I reluctantly agree after making her swear to me he’s not that bad. She swears on her first born's life (who wouldn't be born for nearly a decade) that Josef is not bad and actually really good looking. OK, then WHY does he want or need a blind date with me?? So she gives Josef my phone number he calls we talk awkwardly for a while and decide on dinner and a movie as our date. Fine, I can ignore him during the movie if things don’t go well during dinner and being at a movie no one has to talk. Great for a blind date – as long as he’s not an octopus and you didn’t bring your pepper spray.

Josef picks me up. He’s good looking. Taller than me, thick dark hair, dark eyes, nice teeth and he smells nice – not too much aftershave etc. Ok, so he passes the first hurdle. We go to dinner and he bores me to death. We’ve got nothing in common at all, not music, not taste in movies, not politics – nothing, nada, zip. I am not into him at all and I can’t wait to get to the movie and then make my excuses to get home and tell Brie it didn’t work out. Josef seems to be on a totally different date than me. He’s having a great time, chatting away, laughing at I have no idea what, he’s trying to get his arms around my back as we walk to his car and then he’s reaching over to hold my hand while we drive. When we get to the movie he wraps his arms around me and yanks me to his side as if he owns me and we’ve been together for years. Now typically I would elbow the guy and demand to go home right then, but the voice in my head keeps saying “BE NICE! This is Brie’s friend!” so I tell the voice to go fuck its self and count to ten thinking it will all be over in a matter of hours and I will never have to see the guy again. I give myself a pep talk in the ladies room that I can do this for Brie. I join him in the movie theater and have no idea what is going on in the movie because Josef isn’t human – he’s an octopus. His hands are all over me and he wants to make out – ewww! I say very clearly “STOP!” and yank myself away from him and try to readjust my clothes. He sighs and gets up and I think “YA!! He’s leaving!” and relax to watch the movie thinking I’ll just call Brie to pick me up when it ends. Josef comes back a few moments later – DAMN! – Apparently he needed to cool his jets. After the movie I want to go home and tell him so. He says OK and begins to drive me home, then along the way he pulls over on a back road and I think “Oh no! He’s going to kiss me!”

But I was wrong. (Anyone who read Tracy’s post on DIK this month about good/bad dates will recall me mentioning this date). Josef didn’t want to kiss me…oh no. Josef wanted to LICK ME! Yes lick. He proceeds to lick my face holding me in a vice grip with his octopus arms. I was so startled I think I sat there for a moment in shock thinking “WHAT THE HELL?!” and then my brain kicked back in and I shoved him off me. My face was soaked! I felt like I had been attacked by a slobbering Saint Bernard! Josef had licked off nearly all my Cover Girl Foundation and peach blush! And apparently he liked it because he was all breathing heavy and getting sweaty – eww! I tell him to take me home now or I’m walking and then I put one hand on the door handle to show him I am serious. He agrees. I bolt from the car into the house and call Brie to tell her she’s the worst friend ever. I tell her what Josef the Licking Fiend did and she says “Ya, and then what?” like licking your blind date is perfectly normal to her! I hang up on her and vow never to go on another blind date. Josef calls to ask me if I want to go out again sometime!

I have lots of Brie stories, but my purpose in this rather LONG post (damn it’s nearly 2,000 words long!), is to ask you all who your “Brie” is and what are some of your fun memories of your best friend and those teenage years.

August 19, 2009

Its WTF Wednesday!!

It's What the Fuck Wednesday again, and I've got quite an assortment today. Please let me know your thoughts on them, favorite? Worst? (like they all aren't bad!).
But before you get to those, I'd like to give a shout out to some 'new to me' blogs. The first is "Impressions of a Reader" by Hilcia. Great job Hilcia!! The next is a man blog and I am direct linking you to his 1987 posts about his masturbating experience and how/why he broke up this his girl friend. This is Jay David's "JDsManStories" blog. Now I had seen JD's blog a few months ago, but it was from a video on TauntSociety that led me back to his blog. Here is the hysterical video - a must watch!



Some penis love!!

Disturbing...
This furry nude family is the most disturbing to me...
Can a guy in leather still be hot with a kitten head on?
I really don't want to know about this one!
I've never seen Shrek happier!
WTF Harry Potter?!!

LOL! I just LOL when I see this one!

And now for this gem...what's with the hopping on one leg???