
Last night I finished the second book in the
Cat Star Chronicles series and loved it!
' Warrior' by Cheryl Brooks continues the futuristic romance space story of what happened to the Zetithian men (and their famous penises) who were sold into slavery after their planet was destroyed (probably from other jealous males who wished they had penises like the Zetithian men have- hell I wish earth men had such penises!). The hero's of this series are SO sexy, loyal, passionate and fearless they actually make you sigh! I actually caught myself sighing over these guys- and panting over their penises- REALLY ladies, if for no other reason read the series for the penises! *grins*
This story begins with the heroine, a witch named Tisana living a rather lonely existence on a planet that seems similar to earth in many ways only without our current technology. More like days gone by, when we could still function without electricity, computers, cars etc.
One snowy day Tisana the good healing witch receives a visit from one of her ex-lovers Rafe. Rafe has brought a near dead slave to her for healing. After Rafe dumps the near dead body on the floor and leaves, Tisana sets to work trying to save the slaves life. While she bathes him and puts ointment on his wounds she discovers the wonder penis! *takes deep calming breath*
If you didn't read my previous review for "Slave" (good book) and have no idea just what this wonder penis is like or for those of you like me who just like the reminder, here it is. Zetithian men have large penises that when aroused the penis head puts out "a wide corona with a scalloped edge" and on that wide corona are star-like points that ooze a lubricating fluid. This fluid when tasted or rubbed on a woman's nether region gives them mind blowing orgasms- and that's before he even gets inside her! *fans self*
OK, so Tisana is cleaning up this slave, the slave begins to purr (oh dear heaven I love when these men purr!) and she is shocked by his strange penis when all the sudden her touch turns him on and his wonder penis stands to salute and rub it's self (it moves at will!) against her. It then begins to ooze his mind blowing love fluid while he purrs louder. The purring slave wakes up and tells her his name is Leccarian Banadansk- that's a mouthful for her, so she decides to call him 'Leo' because of his cat like characteristics and he tells her he doesn't mind as long as she keeps touching him. She continues cleaning him up and tending his wounds while he continues to purr and ooze his orgasm fluid all over the place. She asks him if he wants her to stop-and like all aroused males he gives her that "are you crazy?" look and goes back to purring and oozing his love juice. The startled but not stupid Tisana gives in to temptation by going down on the purring slave to taste his love juice and BAM! she has a rocketing orgasm. He purrs louder and tells her not to stop so she doesn't.
Tisana is thrilled and after countless other orgasms she passes out in clueless bliss only to wake and find that Leo has escaped. He doesn't get far in the bad weather and she manages to drag his near frozen sexy butt back to her cottage. When she explains that he is safe with her for at least a month (the time given by his newest master to get well) he promises not to runaway again and instead sets out to make love to Tisana as often as possible. Leo is an opportunist and being a slave doesn't get sex very often so he wants to enjoy what time he has with the beautiful and sexy witch who arouses him. Tisana is good with that plan, she hasn't had a lover in a long while and she's still waiting to find "the one" who will father a child on her. The witches on Tisana's world never marry and only give birth to one female child and only one male is destined to father a witches child. Tisana has taken several lovers but so far none have given her the child she longs for.
For weeks Leo and Tisana make love and enjoy each other, then Rafe shows up before the month is out and asks Tisana to help him. His two sons have been taken and he needs the slave and Tisana to help him get his sons back. Tisana isn't just a healing witch, she's got other powers that she keeps hidden for fear the towns people will burn her on a stake if they knew she could shoot balls of fire and talk to animals with her mind. But these powers come in handy while going after Rafe's sons. Here is where Cheryl Brooks humor gets me and keeps me. In other fantasy stories if an animal began talking with its mind to a human I would toss the book - just to nursery/children's fairytalish for me. But Cheryl Brooks gives her characters saucy and sassy attitudes, meshes that with sexuality and then tops it off with enduring qualities like loyalty and undying love and it hooks me! I love the attitudes and dry wit humor found in her books. The one line zingers have me laughing out loud. Some people may not appreciate this, but I adore it and it works for me.
So these three and several animals take off on an action packed adventure to find and rescue Rafe's sons and return them home. There are assorted bizarre otherworldly creatures along the way and earth creatures (horses, squirrels, dogs, vultures etc) that all play a role in the outcome of the adventure. There is love lost, love gained, betrayal, sex, sensuality, action, humor, death, life and more in this book.
Leo and Tisana are great together- Leo is handsome and loyal and oh so sensual, he's downright delicious! These two have a very happy ending and it links up to the first book so be sure to read "Slave" first so you know who's who and what's what!
I give this book 4.5 out of 5 stars. I really like this series a lot!